Thursday, March 19, 2009

Given this crazy world let me propose some possible future headlines (in chronological order)

1. Liddy says take this job and shove it—I don’t need 1$ this bad
2. Frank becomes CEO of AIGAIG quits
3. TARP banks triple base salaries
4. Congress cuts salaries at TARP banks 80%
5. CT, NJ and NY default on their debt
6. Violence breaks out at rally lead by bankers on Wall St.
7. Cuomo publishes list of comp of anyone making more than 250k
8. Cuomo’s list becomes hit list—rich folks being killed
9. Cuomo assassinated
10. Civil unrest reigns witch hunts lead to paper closing with final words –this is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper



STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN CONGRESS—GET TO WORK GET SOMETHING DONE AND END THE WITCH HUNTS—U2 COMO SHOW ME THE PROBATIVE VALUE IN PUBLISHING INDIVIDUALS COMPENSATION—THE COUNTRY IS IN CRISIS FORGET POLITICS AND GET DOWN TO THE HARD UNPOPULAR WORK OF HELPING REBUILD THIS GREAT COUNTRY

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